Scared Shrekless (2010 TV Movie)
Dean Edwards: Donkey
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Quotes
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Shrek : [Castle Duloc has become run-down; to Donkey] Look! It's that little thingy you love so much, remember?
Creepy Clockwork Chorus : [Shrek pulls the lever on the Information Booth, and the same mechanized marionettes pop out singing, this time looking very deranged] Welcome to Duloc/It's a creepy town/It was once pristine/Now it's all run down. We will chop off your head/And then laugh when you're dead/Duloc is a creepy place.
Creepy Clockwork Chorus : Come on in with your head,/Come lie down, break your... face/Duloc is... Duloc is... Duloc is a cre-py... place!
Shrek : [booth takes their picture, captioning it "Get Out"] Ooh! Let's do that again!
Donkey : NO!
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Puss in Boots : Back when the lights came back on, it was the donkey taking a shower!
Donkey : Oh, my goodness! Why would I do that?
Puss in Boots : Ha ha! And right behind you, there was danger!
Donkey : Oh, man.
Puss in Boots : You were paralyzed!
Donkey : [screams]
Puss in Boots : It was a donkey-eating waffle. It was packing heat, and it wanted revenge.
Waffle : I want revenge!
Puss in Boots : The donkey ran. But how far can you run when you're on a plate covered in butter wearing a pink tutu?
Donkey : No!
Puss in Boots : And a sombrero. And a coconut brassiere. And about to be eaten alive!
Donkey : No, please! Please, I'll switch to pancakes! Aah!
Waffle : [swallows Donkey] Num, num, num!
Puss in Boots : And the donkey was never seen again.
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Shrek : Well, it looks like it's just you and me.
Donkey : Go ahead, Shrek. There ain't nothing that can scare me.
Shrek : Well, then I guess there's nothing left to do but wait for the ghost.
Donkey : What ghost?
Shrek : Lord Farquaad's ghost. And as I recall, you had a hand in his untimely demise.
Donkey : Aw, come on. Everyone knows ghosts are just an urban legend.
Shrek : Is it?
[suddenly the chandeliers start swinging]
Donkey : Oh, that's just the wind.
Creepy voice : Donkey!
Donkey : And apparently it knows my name.
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Donkey : Admit it, Shrek. Weren't you even a little bit scared?
Princess Fiona : Donkey, ogres don't get scared. We do the scaring.
Shrek : And that's why we're the kings of Halloween.
Donkey : I beat we can find something that will scare the pants off you!
Wolf : Which would scare me.
Shrek : Oh, really? And what do you have in mind?
Donkey : All of us telling scary stories all night long. There ain't no way you won't be scared.
Puss in Boots : Yes! Stories to make your blood run cold!
Donkey : Yeah!
Puss in Boots : Stories to terrify you.
Donkey : Yeah!
Puss in Boots : And whoever shall last through the night shall be called the king of Halloween.
Shrek : I accept.
Donkey : We doubly accept.
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Shrek : Oh, wow. Terrifying. I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now.
Princess Fiona : Happy Halloween, everyone.
Donkey : Oh, man.
Gingerbread Man : [to Donkey] I thought you said this was gonna scare 'em.
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Princess Fiona : Happy Halloween everyone.
Donkey : Oh man.