Scared Shrekless (2010 TV Movie)

Conrad Vernon: Gingerbread Man, Muffin Man

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• Shrek : Oh, wow. Terrifying. I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now.

  Princess Fiona : Happy Halloween, everyone.

  Donkey : Oh, man.

  Gingerbread Man : [to Donkey]  I thought you said this was gonna scare 'em.

• Shrek : Buckle up, everybody. The quicker I scare the wits out of you, the sooner I can be home, cozy in my bed. Unless anyone else thinks they've got what it takes.

  Pinocchio : Oh! Oh! Pick me, pick me! I have a scary story!

  Wolf : This isn't the one about you getting trapped in the petting zoo again, is it? 'Cause that's not scary.

  Pinocchio : Actually, if you look at it with *my* perspective...

  Gingerbread Man : Hey, guess what, Pinocchio, no one cares! Get ready to send these jokers home, Shrek, 'cause I've got a doozy, and it's all true! Ahem. It was a dark and stormy night...

• Gingerbread Man : Wait! More sugar.

  Muffin Man : But that is not the recipe.

  Gingerbread Man : Trust me, Muffin Man, this girl's gotta be real sweet. I want someone who will love me forever.

  Muffin Man : I must warn you, Gingy. No one has ever made cookies with this much sugar. You are tampering with forces far beyond your comprehension!

  Gingerbread Man : Just put her in the oven.