House M.D. (TV Series)
Bombshells (2011)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : If you don't make it, I won't sleep with anyone for at least a month.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Make it two.
Dr. Gregory House : Bitch.
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[last lines]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You don't take vicodin because you're scared. You take it so you won't feel pain. Everything you've ever done is to avoid pain: drugs, sarcasm, keep me and everybody at arm's lenght so no one can hurts you.
Dr. Gregory House : As opposed to everyone else in the world who goes looking for pain like it is a buried treasure?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [sadly] Pain happens when you care. Y-you can't love someone without making yourself open to their problems - their fears. And you're not willing to do that.
Dr. Gregory House : I-I-I came to be with you.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : But you weren't with me. Not really.
Dr. Gregory House : I wanted to be.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : That's not enough.
Dr. Gregory House : I can do better.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I don't think you can.
[pauses]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You'll choose yourself over everybody else over and over again because that's who you are... I'm sorry.
Dr. Gregory House : No. No. No. No. Don't. Don't.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I thought I could do this.
Dr. Gregory House : Don't. Please, don't.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : ...Goodbye, House.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [as Cuddy is about to be examined] You really don't have to be here.
Dr. Gregory House : You're my girlfriend. I'm being supportive.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I'm mainly talking about *them*.
[Cut to House's team]
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Dr. Eric Foreman : Although, maybe we should have just played a few games of "Savage 21: The Revenge" Because that's obviously the best way to make someone feel better.
Dr. Gregory House : Keep talking like Wilson, and your face is gonna freeze like that.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Look, however bad you think you're gonna be in that room, not being there is worse.
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[first lines]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [wakes up, looking for House] House?
[someone holds her ankle]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Oh, my God! What the hell?
Dr. Gregory House : [appears from under the bed] Gotcha.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Did you actually wake up early and hide under the bed just to scare the crap out of me?
Dr. Gregory House : Set an alarm and everything.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : It's like dating a 10-year-old.
Dr. Gregory House : God, I hope not... Now that we're down here...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Hold that thought.
Dr. Gregory House : Seriously?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I have to pee.
Dr. Gregory House : I'll wait. I brought a book. Didn't know what time your alarm was set for.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [from bathroom] House?
Dr. Gregory House : You know, you could rent this space out down here. In Japan, that would be like a deluxe...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : House, shut up. There's blood in my urine.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [about House's team] Get them out of here. My urethra is not for public entertainment.
Dr. Gregory House : But it is good time adjacent.
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Dr. Gregory House : [sings] Forget your troubles, come on get happy. You better chase all your cares away. Shout hallelujah, come on get happy. Get ready for the judgment day. The sun is shining, come on get happy. The load is waiting to take your hand. Shout hallelujah, come on get happy. We're going to the promised... land.
Dancer #1 , Dancer #2 , Dancer #3 , Dancer #4 , Dancer #5 , Dancer #6 , Dancer #7 , Dancer #8 , Dancer #9 : [Chorus] We're heading across the river. Wash your sins away the tide. It's all so peaceful on the other side. On the other side.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Cuddy] Meet you in the cafeteria in 10. There'll be a corndog with your name on it. I mean an actual corndog. They fixed the deep fryer.
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Dr. James Wilson : [knock, knock] I'll get it.
Dr. Gregory House : That better be her.
Dr. James Wilson : [opens the door and finds Rachel with Officer] Rachel Cuddy, you were supposed to be home half an hour ago.
Rachel Cuddy : Don't blame me. He's the one who wouldn't run any red lights.
Police Officer : Mouth on that kid makes Mel Gibson sound like Nelson Mandela. Where'd she learn that?
Dr. Gregory House : [comes into the room] I don't know why you're here, but I didn't do it.
Dr. James Wilson : What's the problem, Officer?
Police Officer : She was shoplifting down at the mall. Are either of you this girl's father?
Dr. Gregory House : Nope. But since her mom died, she's my favorite tax write-off. Officer, you have my word, it won't happen again.
[Officer leaves]
Dr. Gregory House : Because next time she won't get caught!
[House gives Rachel high five and holds her. Wilson hugs both]
Dr. Gregory House : [Cuddy awakes from her dream]