House M.D. (TV Series)
Small Sacrifices (2010)
Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub
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Quotes
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Dr. Robert Chase : Sorry I took off on you.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Twice?
Dr. Robert Chase : First one was my bad. Second one I had no choice. It was a threesome.
Dr. Chris Taub : They're overrated.
Dr. Robert Chase , Dr. Eric Foreman : He's bluffing.
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Dr. Chris Taub : He hasn't had hallucinations.
Dr. Gregory House : I'm not talking about him. I'm talking about *him* with a capital O-M-G.
Dr. Robert Chase : You want us to do a differential diagnosis on Jesus?
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Rachel Taub : I made a new friend online - in a support group.
Dr. Chris Taub : A guy?
Rachel Taub : Yes.
Dr. Chris Taub : A support group for what?
Rachel Taub : For people with unfaithful spouses.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : See? Life of the bachelor. All of the sex, none of the guilt.
Dr. Chris Taub : It's not over, okay? I just really miscalculated. I thought she'd forgiven me for everything but all those hurt feelings, they never really went away.
Dr. Gregory House : That makes a lot more sense.
Dr. James Wilson : Ignore him, he just got an idea.
Dr. Gregory House : I have one more test to run.
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Dr. Chris Taub : Chickens aren't roosting. She's just got a friend. A guy she met in an online support group for cheating spouses.
Dr. Robert Chase : I've heard of that group. It's called "irony."
Dr. Chris Taub : You think she's cheating on her spouse with someone from a cheating spouse support group?
Dr. Robert Chase : Sounds like the perfect place to hit on vulnerable women.