- SpongeBob: I don't know why, but things aren't just the same after Krusty Dogs were added to the menu.
- Squidward: SpongeBob, my boy, I realized long ago that there is nothing, I repeat, nothing, that could make this job any more boring, or humiliating, or demeaning, that it already is.
- [next scene: Squidward is standing outside the Krusty Krab, dressed as a giant hot dog]
- Billy: [seeing Squidward] Look at that guy dressed as a hot dog, Mommy.
- Mom: Let that inspire you to stay in school, Billy.
- [Billy runs up and kicks Squidward]