Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt (TV Series)
Mitsubachi no zawameki/Sekkusu ando za daten shiti (2010)
Mariya Ise: Stocking
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Quotes
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Cameraman : This is the first film in 24 years from the godfather of Hollywood, David Shyamalan: Sex and the Daten City! This is Miss Panty's debut film...
Panty : Hold it right there! What is this bullshit, you fag? I've been in a movie once before, this is my second one! Come on, Piggy!
[Zipper produces a videotape in his hand]
Stocking : You've never mentioned this before.
Panty : Oh, really? Whatever.
Panty : [to the man] Stop laughing like a cocksucker, you fag! Do your research!
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Mick : Panty, Panty, clear that blonde head of yours and listen carefully: your debut film was a PORN FLICK!
Panty : HUH? FOR REAL?
Mick : For God's sake, Panty...
Panty : He said MOVIE, but it was just direct-to-video? TCH! No wonder nobody'd heard of it!
Mick : [smacks his head] OUCH! You're missing the point! The point is...
Panty : Are you saying my acting was bad?
Mick : No, you were perfect... Wait, quit confusing me!
Panty : What's the problem, then?
Stocking : [scalding Zipper with hot tea] Your stinking brain's the problem! Your fucking shitty porn has guaranteed that our movie will get cancelled!
Mick : And your celebrity lifestyle will be over, Panty.
Panty : You mean... my celebrity lifestyle will be over? No fucking way.
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[Panty feeds Chuck the porn tape]
Panty : That's it, problem solved!
Stocking : You imbecile, as long as there's even one copy out there it can be copied on any number of DVDs and Blu-rays! You never think things through!
[taps Panty's head]
Stocking : Have you got monkey vomit in there or what?
Panty : What is this, sour grapes? You puke-drenched Goth bitch!
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Stocking : [extracts a tape] I found it, panty!
[hears Panty making out at the Statue of Liberty]
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Stocking : [in an ad, wearing a monkey suit] Do-do-donuts! Love, love, donuts! Stoc-king donuts!
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Stocking : Hi Panty, what's up?
