- Johnny Bravo: And now I'd like to play you Johnny Bravo's new song which is destined to be our new breakout single.
- [plays music and starts singing]
- Johnny Bravo: Johnny! He's a pretty guy! Johnny! Johnny likes his pie! Johnny! Don't look him in the eye!
- Johnny Bravo: Carl is a convicted diamond smuggler!
- Carl Chryniszzswics: That's a lie! Those charges are scandalous! Liable! And totally untrue!