- Lo Wang: Come for the Wang - go out with a bang... Get it together, Wang! Really have to up your one-liner game. A lot of competition right now.
- Lo Wang: When this is over, and that Dragon is toast, I am done with this macho bullshit. I'm gonna open a comic book store with a dispensary in the back!
- Lo Wang: You made some pretty poor choices along the way, man. And now you're dead.
- Lo Wang: So, what I'm saying is that if it has two legs, technically it is a wyvern, not a dragon. I might be getting facts from comic books, but no one said knowledge can't be fun - you're just too old to get it.
- Zilla: The older the tree, the deeper the roots.
- Lo Wang: The older the asshole, the louder the toots.
- Zilla: You are stress talking again, Lo Wang.
- Zilla: Are you in doubt we can do this?
- Lo Wang: Kill a dragon as big as a mountain with a Halloween mask? Damn right. Personally, I'd rather have a battle cruiser with photon torpedoes.
- Zilla: The mask holds great power and once activated by the spell, it will call out the omnipotence of the Gods.
- Lo Wang: From my experience, magical objects never do what's on the label.
- Lo Wang: Been there, brother. Crack one joke at a weird-ass lady witch and suddenly you're toast. Unprofessional, disrespectful, and difficult to work with.