The Mentalist (TV Series)
Ball of Fire (2010)
Robin Tunney: Teresa Lisbon
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Quotes
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Dr. Linus Wagner : Your friend Jane is very clever. But I don't think he realizes the rageful feeling his trickery can provoke. I've felt that rage. I've thought of various unpleasant things I would do to him. And right now someone is acting on thoughts like those. Aren't you worried what's being done to him? There are things so much worse than killing a man.
Teresa Lisbon : You can go to Hell! And when they kill you, I'm going to be there to watch.
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[last lines]
Teresa Lisbon : Where's my apple?
Patrick Jane : Your what?
Teresa Lisbon : My apple. I asked you to get me an apple.
Patrick Jane : I come through the valley of death and all you can think about is your stomach. A piece of fruit.
Teresa Lisbon : That's right.
Patrick Jane : An apple.
Teresa Lisbon : Yes.
Patrick Jane : That's just plain selfish.
Teresa Lisbon : Selfish?
Patrick Jane : Yes, it is. Now, I...
Teresa Lisbon : [talking over him] Me, selfish?
Patrick Jane : You're on my couch. I'm trying to have a cup of tea. Have you finished? You called me creaky. I've been cattle-prodded all week. I just wanna have a rest and a nice cup of tea and a little sleep.
Teresa Lisbon : I wish I had a cattle prod.
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Patrick Jane : You're wasting your energy.
Teresa Lisbon : You have a better idea?
Patrick Jane : It so happens that I do.
[he shows her the penknife in his hands]
Teresa Lisbon : Where'd you get that?
Patrick Jane : [pointing to the dead body] Him. I was hoping to unlock my handcuffs, but, uh... no luck.
Teresa Lisbon : Well, what are you gonna do?
Patrick Jane : You're not gonna like it.
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Teresa Lisbon : Red John already took Jane once and let him go. Why would he take him again?
Craig O'Laughlin : He's a psycho. Who knows why he does what he does?
Teresa Lisbon : Yeah, well he takes him a second time, I don't think he's coming back. So let's just assume it's not Red John until we hear something otherwise.
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Patrick Jane : [Lisbon is captured by Sherry] Oh. Visiting hours. Hey, Lisbon.
Sherry Winger : [handcuffing Lisbon] Hands.
Patrick Jane : What's the plan, Rachel? I get to watch Lisbon die just like you watched your father die?
Sherry Winger : That's right.
Teresa Lisbon : What?
Patrick Jane : That's what I thought.
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Teresa Lisbon : Uh, people are bored because nobody's been killed that needs our help. It's a good thing when homicide detectives are bored.
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Teresa Lisbon : [sees Cho carry in boxes] More cases?
Kimball Cho : Complaints. I went down to the outreach officer in community relations and asked if they had a file on Jane.
Teresa Lisbon : Looks like there's more than one.
Kimball Cho : [sighs] He has his own filing cabinet.
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Teresa Lisbon : You're looking a little creaky.
Patrick Jane : Yeah.
[pause]
Patrick Jane : Well, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Teresa Lisbon : Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Patrick Jane : Well. that doctor should try it himself sometime.
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Patrick Jane : [Lisbon looks down and smiles] Well, that was a big smile.
Teresa Lisbon : Of course I'm glad you're back, but I'm also glad we finally solved one without you.
Patrick Jane : You were kidnapped and delivered to me. That counts as solving one?