"How I Met Your Mother" False Positive (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

  • Ted Mosby : [Ted has just smashed his gingerbread house because Marshall said that after the pregnancy false alarm, he and Lily want a dog] 

    [to Marshall and Lily] 

    Ted Mosby : Are you kidding me? All you ever talk about is having kids, and now you have one little freakout, you want to get a dog instead? No, unacceptable! You're gonna turn around, go home, get naked, lie together as man and wife until Lily is great with child! Right now.

    [couple still look at him] 

    Ted Mosby : I'M SERIOUS, GO GO GO!

    Robin Scherbatsky : [after seeing the two leave, murmuring to Robin]  Marshall and Lily got in trouble...

    Ted Mosby : And YOU! Barney, you look real stupid in that suit. You're gonna get your money back and give it to charity - and I don't mean that stripper you keep emailing us about even though we begged you to take us off that list.

    Barney Stinson : I can't give this suit back. Ted, I glow in the dark. I finally glow in the dark!

    Ted Mosby : [shouts]  Criminals of New York, attention! This man is wearing a diamond-covered suit, you could retire on the pants alone. Merry Christmas!

    [Barney runs away and Ted confronts Robin] 

    Robin Scherbatsky : So if I get a large popcorn, would you go split-ski...

    Ted Mosby : [Interupting]  And you, you did not move into the greatest city on Earth to become a coin-flipping bimbo.

    [takes out coin] 

    Ted Mosby : So, here's how it goes - Heads, you take the job at Worldwide News. Tails, you take the job at Worldwide News.

    [flips coin into Robin's face] 

    Ted Mosby : Hey, looks like somebody got a new gig!

  • Barney Stinson : I am Mr. Charity. I frequently sleep with sixes, chubsters, over thirty's. I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang.

  • Barney Stinson : Hi there, we've had a lot of fun tonight but on a more serious note this is the time of year that we remember the importance of giving and there's no greater gift than the gift of booty. So this holiday season, why not bang someone in need? I'm Barney Stinson and that's

    [he winks] 

    Barney Stinson : one to grow on.

    Noelle : Erm no.

  • Lily Aldrin : I'm pregnant.

    Barney Stinson : I've never seen that woman before in my life! Sorry force of habit, congratulations!

  • Barney Stinson : I'm thinking about giving some of my money to charity.

    Sam Gibbs : Is that the name of the stripper you're emailing me about? You gotta take me off the list, Barney.

    Barney Stinson : No I don't mean that Charity. That Charity is doing Peachy. You'll see pics of the two of them in next week's e-mail. What up?

    [poses for a high-five] 

    Sam Gibbs : Barney, I'm a minister. Unsubscribe.

  • Barney Stinson : A Yuletide riddle. What is my second favorite word that begins with B-O-N?

    Ted Mosby : Bon Jovi?

    Barney Stinson : What is my third favorite that begins with B-O-N? Buzzer... BONUS!

  • Barney Stinson : I'm taking the rest of my bonus to God's strip club.

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