Hawaii Five-0 (TV Series)

Palekaiko (Paradise) (2010)

Daniel Dae Kim: Chin Ho Kelly

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• Kono Kalakaua : [about the victims' hotel room]  This room alone is bigger than my whole apartment.

  Chin Ho Kelly : The trunk of my car is bigger than your apartment.

  Kono Kalakaua : Oh, thanks for reminding me.

• Chin Ho Kelly : You know your dad took me fishing a couple of times. He and some of the vets would rent a boat for the day.

  Steve McGarrett : Where? In Kalalua Bay?

  Chin Ho Kelly : Yeah.

  Steve McGarrett : Oh man! When I was a kid, I *always* wanted him to take me.

  Chin Ho Kelly : Back when I was a rookie, very eager to please, took me 5 minutes to realize it was less about the fishing, and more about the drinking.

  Steve McGarrett : Yeah, that was my dad.

• Kono Kalakaua : [Max is tuning his piano, and cannot hear Kono and Chin enter the room]  Sounds like he's torturing a walrus.

  Chin Ho Kelly : Max! Max!

  Dr. Max Bergman : Oh, yes. Oh, Hi. Uh... The room gets extremely cold which causes the soundboard to expand and contract, which causes the pitch to be off-key. I had a piano tuner, but, uh, he liked to chat. It was emotionally draining.

• Chin Ho Kelly : First rule of Spear Fishing: you kill what you eat, you eat what you kill.

  Steve McGarrett : [Holding up his catch]  Guess what's for lunch today.

• Chin Ho Kelly : Okay. How are you putting this all together?

  Dr. Max Bergman : Ah. Well, in my spare time, I contribute to an online community devoted to unsolved homicides.

  Kono Kalakaua : So you work with dead bodies all day and your hobby is dead bodies?

  Dr. Max Bergman : I also make pickles. It's a good way to reuse specimen jars.

• Chin Ho Kelly : Malia and I were going to go to Lanai. That's the furthest I could take her on a cop's salary.

  Kono Kalakaua : Yeah. She didn't even deserve that.

  Chin Ho Kelly : Hey! Easy to judge from a distance... It wasn't so simple

  Kono Kalakaua : I'm sorry. It's just... if you want to forgive her for abandoning you when you needed her the most, that's fine. But I sure as Hell don't have to!

• Steve McGarrett : Okay, uh, why - why would somebody steal my mother's accident report?

  Chin Ho Kelly : Because according to this, it wasn't an accident report.

  Steve McGarrett : What are you talking about, Chin?

  Chin Ho Kelly : It was a homicide.

  Steve McGarrett : You're saying that my mother was murdered?

  Chin Ho Kelly : I think that was what your father was investigating.