Portlandia (TV Series)
Farm (2011)
Jason Sudeikis: Aliki
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[Cult leader Aliki is on his deathbed saying goodbye to his followers]
Aliki : My beautiful Peter.
[Peter gazes sorrowfully at Aliki]
Aliki : I'm gonna miss touching my Peter... washing my Peter...
Peter : I'm gonna miss you.
Aliki : [turning to Nance] Nance.
[Nance sniffles sadly]
Aliki : You can be a real bitch.
Nance : [weepily] Please don't go.
Aliki : Nance, you're being a bitch.
[Nance nods, still sniffling]
Aliki : Okay? It's so bitchy of you to ask me to stay. I gotta go.
[Nance shakes her head no]
Aliki : Tell me to go.
[Nance more intensely shakes her head no]
Aliki : Don't be a bitch, Nance.
Nance : [weepily] Go. Go.
Aliki : Thank you, Nance.
[Nance nods]
Aliki : For dialing your bitch down a little bit.
[Nance nods]
Aliki : It means a lot to me.
[turning to followers he doesn't know by name]
Aliki : You three? You're nice people, I'm sure.
[closes his eyes and commences death rattle]
Nance : [shaking her head no, whispering through tears] Do not go.
Aliki : [snaps out of it and looks at Nance] You're being a dumb bitch.
[resumes death rattle]