Glee (TV Series)

The Sue Sylvester Shuffle (2011)

Katie Couric: Katie Couric

Quotes 

• Katie Couric : So, tell me, Sue, how are you holding up?

  Sue Sylvester : I'm hanging in there, thank you.

  Katie Couric : I know it's painful, but... can you take me back to the moment when you knew you had lost what would have been a record seventh consecutive national championship, landing you this interview as Loser of the Year?

  Sue Sylvester : I thought this was the Ten Most Fascinating.

  Katie Couric : That's Barbara Walters. In the voting, you beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, the housing market, Dina Lohan, Wall Street, Tiger Woods, the Dallas Cowboys, Brett Favre's cell phone, 9% unemployment, and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and apparently, also a loser. How do you cope with that?

  Sue Sylvester : I've been drinking a lot of bleach.

• Katie Couric : Do you regret the choice of attempting to fire a student out of a cannon? Other than attracting headlines and launching a national debate on the safety of athletes, was it really worth it?

  Sue Sylvester : Honestly, I was just trying to feel something.

  Katie Couric : And how do you feel now that the remainder of the annual Cheerios! budget is going to the Glee Club?

  Sue Sylvester : I'm sorry?

  Katie Couric : Let's take a look.

  [turning on a videocassette of herself dancing with Schue] 

  Katie Couric : After a little song and dance to support the arts, I sat down with McKinley Glee Club director Will Schuester.

  Will Schuester : I have to say, I'm thrilled. Sue got what was coming to her, and now we don't have to hold a bake sale to pay for the bus to regionals.

  Katie Couric : [pausing the tape]  Thoughts?

  Sue Sylvester : I hate you, Diane Sawyer.