Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Dead from the Waist Down (2010)

Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper

Quotes 

• Jake Harper : I had no interest in college until a few days ago.

  Alan Harper : What changed?

  Jake Harper : I saw this video called "Topless Co-eds of the Big Ten", and I decided I need to go to college.

  Alan Harper : You expect me to pay thirty, forty thousand dollars a year so you can meet drunk girls who lift their shirts?

  Jake Harper : Yes, please.