Warehouse 13 (TV Series)
Secret Santa (2010)
Saul Rubinek: Artie Nielsen
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Quotes
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Myka Bering : Artie, is it, is it possible that...
Artie Nielsen : That yes, Virgina, there really is a Santa Claus?
Pete Lattimer : The dude enters and exits through chimneys! He travels across the room as fairy dust. Look, Artie, this was the real Santa, okay? Oh, and by the way, be nice because Santa is badass.
Artie Nielsen : There really was a St. Nicholas in Fourth Century Turkey and he was known to have put coins in people's shoes.
Pete Lattimer : Real Santa! Excellent! You know, I knew it. Seriously, it explains so much.
Myka Bering : You're making a Christmas list in your head right now, aren't you?
Pete Lattimer : Maybe.
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Artie Nielsen : I'm wearing your coat.
Claudia Donovan : Captain Nemo!
Artie Nielsen : I'm freezing.
Claudia Donovan : You are supposed to button it.
Artie Nielsen : Oh.
[the fabric stretches, but not enough for Artie to button the coat]
Artie Nielsen : I thought the buttons were decorative.
Claudia Donovan : Yeah, well, on you, all buttons are decorative.