- Patrick Jane: Really? A Decision Science Consultant?
- Teresa Lisbon: Don't start. This goes way above us. We're good to the Feds, the Feds will be good to us. When in doubt don't act out.
- Patrick Jane: You just made a rhyme. When am I ever in doubt?
- Teresa Lisbon: Seriously. You start trouble and I will...
- Patrick Jane: Burst my bubble.
- Patrick Jane: [Calling Lisbon on his cellphone] Lisbon, yes. I ditched you. Uh, I must confess. Look at the bright side, I left you with a car this time... There's no need to be so grumpy, it's okay.
- Teresa Lisbon: [after closing the door] What did you just say?
- Patrick Jane: I wrote the letter from the Caveman.
- Teresa Lisbon: Yeah, I heard you the first time.
- Patrick Jane: Why did you ask me to say it again?
- Teresa Lisbon: It was a rhetorical question!
- Donald Beechum: Valerie was always thinking she saw me being too friendly with our female guests.
- Grace Van Pelt: What did she see?
- Donald Beechum: Me comforting them. Never discount the power of healing touch.
- Kimball Cho: So how often are you healing homeless women around here?
- Donald Beechum: Don't make it sound so sordid.
- Grace Van Pelt: If there was nothing wrong, your wife would be standing here.
- Patrick Jane: [to Montague] Turn the supercomputer off. Sit back enjoy the ride - and the company if possible.
- Teresa Lisbon: [to Jane and Montague after arrest Coffey] Darn! With him in the back, there won't be any room for you two.
- Patrick Jane: Well, how are we going to get back?
- Teresa Lisbon: Take the bus!
- Patrick Jane: He was our driver.
- Dr. Montague: I don't need to conduct an analysis to see that you're still in love with someone else. The probability of us having a successful relationship is no more than 20%.
- Wayne Rigsby: 20%?
- Dr. Montague: Tops.
- Patrick Jane: [arriving together with Lisbon at a wrecking yard where a murder victim was found] It's funny isn't it? Dead cars are quite beautiful in their way, whereas dead people not so much.
- Teresa Lisbon: Huh?
- Patrick Jane: If we were cars, this place would be a horrific charnel house.
- Teresa Lisbon: Ugh. Too early for philosophy.
- Patrick Jane: Never too early.
- Patrick Jane: Why can't a notion, a thought, or an idea just hang out there for a moment? Just hang?
- Dr. Montague: Because life is order and sequence. Death is disorder entropy.