How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Hopeless (2011)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Jerry Whitaker : So, Saturday night? Time to cut loose, right? Who wants to split a beer?
Barney Stinson : Oh, we're not drinking here. Tonight, we're going big. Let's see, what club should we hit first? There's club Was, there's Wrong...
Marshall Eriksen : Um, those places shut down a long time ago.
Barney Stinson : Oh no...
Marshall Eriksen : Oh No shut down too.
Ted Mosby : There's Where.
Jerry Whitaker : Where's Where?
Lily Aldrin : Where's where Was was, isn't it?
Barney Stinson : No, Was wasn't where Where was, Was was where Wrong was, right?
Jerry Whitaker : Ok...
Ted Mosby : Not OK, that place is lame.
Robin Scherbatsky : OK is Lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar... or is that wrong?
Marshall Eriksen : That's Wrong. That's not wrong.
Barney Stinson : Guys, focus.
Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, I like Focus! Let's go there.
Ted Mosby : Where?
Robin Scherbatsky : Not Where. Focus!
Lily Aldrin : I thought Focus was closed.
Barney Stinson : No, Was was Closed. Once Was shut down, it re-opened as Closed.
Marshall Eriksen : So Closed is open.
Robin Scherbatsky : No, Closed is closed.
Jerry Whitaker : I don't know! 3rd base, right?
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Lily Aldrin : I'll go anyplace, okay?
Ted Mosby : Not OK. OK is lame.
Robin Scherbatsky : OK in not Lame. Lame is a gay bar
Lily Aldrin : Guys, shut up!
Barney Stinson : No, Shut Up shut down. I can't believe I don't know the clubs anymore.
Marshall Eriksen : Guys, just pick the club, okay?
Ted Mosby : Not OK!
[together]
Ted Mosby : OK is lame! Gay bar.
Marshall Eriksen : For the record, I was in there once by accident. I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "Lamay"
Barney Stinson : It's Hopeless, isn't it?
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Ted Mosby : How's the open marriage going? Who was the first to get to five numbers?
Lily Aldrin : I won that race. My prize, sex in the bathroom.
Marshall Eriksen : And I won that race!