How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Landmarks (2011)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Ted Mosby : Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things... we're done here.
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Ted Mosby : First of all, no ninja is getting the jump on me; I have the reflexes of a jungle-
[Robin slaps him]
Lily Aldrin : ...tree?
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Ted Mosby : We should buy a bar.
Barney Stinson : We should totally buy a bar!
Marshall Eriksen : We should absolutely, totally, buy a bar!
Robin Scherbatsky : Really, the only sensible idea right now.
Marshall Eriksen : Oh, oh, and ready?
Barney Stinson : What?
Marshall Eriksen : It's a theme bar... it's a courtroom!
Ted Mosby : Yes! Where the bartenders wear sexy judges' robes.
Marshall Eriksen : Uh, I'll allow it!
Barney Stinson : It's the only court where you show up, then get served!
Robin Scherbatsky : You're judged by a jury of you beers!
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Ted Mosby : [Ted is roused by someone from his bed and is startled at who it is] Barney, what are you doing here?
Barney Stinson : [In aristocratic voice] Who is this Barney? My name is John Clifford Larrabee, architect of the Arcadian, and I'm visiting you, in a dreeeeaam.
Ted Mosby : Really, because it looks like my insane friend rented a costume and broke into my apartment in the middle of the night for what I wish was the first time.
Barney Stinson : [normal voice] It's a dream, it is, so...
[assumes aristocratic voice again]
Barney Stinson : Theodore, do not try to save the Arcadian.
Ted Mosby : Barney, there's condoms in the drawer, just take it and get out...
Barney Stinson : I am not Barney!
[activates flickering lights]
Ted Mosby : Whoo, lighting change!