- Nathan Young: We may have done sod all with our powers but we never abused them. We never raped or murdered anyone.
- Curtis Donovan: She raped me and we killed loads of people.
- Nathan Young: Okay, but we're the good guys!
- Alisha Bailey: Where are you going?
- Simon Bellamy: I'm going to kill Jesus.
- Alisha Bailey: I'm coming with you.
- Nathan Young: We should probably go for a drink.
- Marnie: Swap some funny stories.
- Nathan Young: See if we have similar tastes, and interests.
- Marnie: Overcome some emotional hurdles.
- Nathan Young: Have a few huge rows!
- Marnie: [shouting] What did you do, you stupid prick!
- Nathan Young: I-I'm sorry baby. I-I-I didn't know we where exclusive, and she had massive tits. It will never happen again!
- Marnie: We'll make up, and before you know it, I have trapped you in a serious relationship.
- Nathan Young: [laughing] That would be the conventional way to do it.
- Marnie: There is just one problem.
- [glancing at her stomach]
- Marnie: I can't drink.
- Nathan Young: So... I guess we should skip all that other stuff, and get straight down to the shagging.
- [Marnie is in labor]
- Nathan Young: How does it feel baby?
- Marnie: It feels like my cunt is being ripped apart!
- Nathan Young: I'm no expert but that sounds normal.
- Curtis Donovan: One of your followers killed my girlfriend.
- Simon Bellamy: You're exploiting the vulnerable.
- Kelly Bailey: You're taking money off people.
- Alisha Bailey: Sexually assaulting girls
- Elliot: Hey, that's the Catholic church for you.
- Nathan Young: Hey, he's got a point. When I was growing up in Ireland, if the priests weren't fiddling with you, you were one of the ugly kids.
- [to Simon]
- Nathan Young: How did it all go right for you, huh? You ended up with a cool flat, beautiful girlfriend.
- Kelly Bailey: I think it's dead romantic, I do.
- [Simon smiles]
- Nathan Young: I think I liked it better when you suffered from a crippling shyness.