- James Maguire: I was never going to win that fight. The man's the size of a wardrobe.
- Erin Quinn: But you're English, James. About five of you managed to colonise half the planet, so, you know, we thought you might have something up your sleeve.
- Clare Devlin: [referring to Fatboy Slim tickets] What if they sell out?
- Erin Quinn: They won't. I asked my Ma to light a candle.
- Erin Quinn: Why can't God just give us a break?
- Clare Devlin: I don't know, maybe he hates us.
- Sister Michael: Don't be ridiculous, girls!
- Erin Quinn: Sister Michael?
- Sister Michael: Of course God doesn't hate you.
- Clare Devlin: Thank you, Sister.
- Sister Michael: You're not interesting enough.
- Clare Devlin: I see.
- Sister Michael: I'd say he'd be ambivalent towards you, at best.
- Clare Devlin: Right.
- Sister Michael: If he even exists.
- Erin Quinn: What?
- Sister Michael: Nothing.
- Erin Quinn: How the hell are we meant to find her? You can't exactly walk up to someone and ask if they're a lesbian.
- Michelle Mallon: [stops the next person who walks past] Sorry, excuse me, are you a lesbian?
- Erin Quinn: I stand corrected.
- Clare Devlin: Are you hiring out your clothes?
- Sister Michael: Me and the girls do it every Halloween. You can make an absolute fortune.
- Erin Quinn: Is that allowed?
- Sister Michael: It's for a good cause.
- Erin Quinn: Like a charity thing?
- Sister Michael: Like a foreign holiday thing.
- Erin Quinn: Mammy, do you remember you said we could get an advance on our birthday money, IF we had a good enough reason?
- Mary Quinn: I didn't say that.
- Erin Quinn: Mmm-hmm. Orla...
- Mary Quinn: [Orla plays a recording of Mary on a 'Talkboy'] Alright alright, I suppose you could get an advance on your birthday money, if you had a good enough reason.
- Orla McCool: Busted!
- Sarah McCool: Jesus, but Home Alone 2 has a lot to answer for. They're flat out recording us on that thing, Mary.
- Erin Quinn: I just love Halloween. It's the one night of the year that Protestants and Catholics set aside their political and religious differences, and just come together...
- Orla McCool: And fight ghosts.
- Erin Quinn: No, Orla.
- Fintan: And you're the wee lad who got the shite kicked out of him, is that right?
- James Maguire: Yeah.
- Fintan: Fantastic.