Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup (2011)
Courtney Thorne-Smith: Lyndsey Mackelroy
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Quotes
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Lyndsey Mackelroy : Before we go any further, I'd like to take something off the table.
Charlie Harper : What?
Lyndsey Mackelroy : My ass.
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Lyndsey Mackelroy : I am way past guys like you.
Charlie Harper : What do you mean, 'guys like me'?
Lyndsey Mackelroy : Guys I'd have to dip in ammonia before I'd let them anywhere near me.
Charlie Harper : Oh, those guys.
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Lyndsey Mackelroy : [Giving Alan a house key] I want you to feel like you can come and go without checking in with me.
Alan Harper : Wow! Thank you! In a lot of ways, this isn't just the key to your house, it's the key to your heart.
Lyndsey Mackelroy : Don't gay it up.