The Walking Dead (TV Series)

Bloodletting (2011)

Irone Singleton: Theodore 'T-Dog' Douglas

Quotes 

• [T-Dog laughs knowing that he could die from an infection] 

  Dale Horvath : Listen, your veins are very discolored. You got a hell of an infection there. You could die from blood poisoning.

  T-Dog : [T-Dog laughs]  Oh, man. Wouldn't that be the way? World gone to hell, the dead risen up to eat the living, and Theodore Douglas gets done in by a cut on his arm.

  Dale Horvath : [T-Dog laughs harder]  Yeah, that would be. That would be stupid.

• [T-Dog tries to tell Dale about them two being the weakest in the group] 

  Dale Horvath : Found some more batteries, a bottle of very trendy pink water, an excellent new machete, and I thought Glenn might like this guitar. Maybe he plays.

  T-Dog : What are we doing?

  Dale Horvath : Pulling supplies together.

  T-Dog : No, I mean... What are we doin'? People off in the woods, they's looking for that poor girl and we're here. Why? 'Cause they think we're the weakest. What are you, 70?

  Dale Horvath : 64.

  T-Dog : Uh-huh... And I'm the one black guy. Realize how precarious that makes my situation?

  Dale Horvath : What the hell are you talking about?

  T-Dog : I'm talking about two good-old-boy cowboy sheriffs and a redneck whose brother cut off his own hand because I dropped a key. Who in that scenario you think is gonna be first to get lynched?

  Dale Horvath : You can't be serious. Am I... Hey, am I missing something? Those cowboys have done all right by us. And if I'm not mistaken, that redneck went out of his way to save your ass. More than once.

• [T-Dog tries to tell Dale about Andrea not being all the way there] 

  T-Dog : Don't forget about Andrea. Kills her own sister.

  Dale Horvath : She was already dead.

  T-Dog : Then wants to blow herself up. Yeah, she's all there.

  Dale Horvath : She's having a tough time. What is wrong with you?

  T-Dog : The whole world's having a tough time.