The Walking Dead (TV Series)

Chupacabra (2011)

Jon Bernthal: Shane Walsh

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• [in a flashback, Shane and Lori watch the napalm fall on the streets of Atlanta City] 

  Lori Grimes : Oh my God.

  Shane Walsh : They're dropping napalm in the streets.

  Lori Grimes : Shane.

  Shane Walsh : [as Lori starts to cry]  Come here.

• [Shane asks Rick about his love life back in high school] 

  Shane Walsh : Why don't we talk about your high school love life then, huh?

  Rick Grimes : [Rick chuckles]  Well, that's a short conversation. It may even already be over.

  Shane Walsh : That right? There was Holly, right? Nope, that was me too. Then there was Sheila. That's the one you lied to me about.

  Rick Grimes : I never lied about Sheila. I just got mixed up about what the bases meant.

  Shane Walsh : All right. Well, just so you know, a home run, that usually means a sexual act. That's intercourse.

  Rick Grimes : [Shane imitates the sound of sex]  Yeah, I realize that now.

  Shane Walsh : I think what you did was more like a ground rule double or something.

  Rick Grimes : I'm aware of the judge's ruling.

• [Shane tells Rick it's about survival now] 

  Shane Walsh : Survival, Rick. It means making hard decisions. But you've got this knack. You spread us thinner and thinner. I'm trying to save lives here and you're out saving cats from trees.

  Rick Grimes : Is that what you think Sophia is, a cat in a tree?

  Shane Walsh : Don't do that, man. Don't twist my words. How many times we get called up to look for a missing child, man? You got 72 hours. 72 hours, and after that you're looking for a body. And that was before. I mean you honestly think we're just gonna find Sophia alive?

  Rick Grimes : Are you that sure we won't?

• [Rick and Shane talk about the waitress Shane slept with back in high school] 

  Rick Grimes : You remember the name of that waitress at the dairy queen when we were in high school? I know you, Shane, well enough to know that there is only one sure-fire way of engaging you in a conversation, and that is to start asking you about girls you did in high school. I don't want to, but I'm willing to do it if that's what it takes.

  Shane Walsh : Maryanne. I told you about her?

  Rick Grimes : In excruciating detail.

  Shane Walsh : Excruciating, my ass. You used to live for those details back in the day.

  Rick Grimes : I was impressionable. And I may have been living vicariously through you.

  Shane Walsh : Why wouldn't you, with my impressive list of accomplishments? I was an artist in his prime. A protégé.

  Rick Grimes : You mean prodigy.

  Shane Walsh : [Shane pauses thinking]  Maybe.

• [Rick and Shane talk about the 30-year-old teacher Shane slept with back in high school] 

  Shane Walsh : Is prodigy what you call a young high school stud that bangs 30-year-olds on the regular?

  Rick Grimes : Which 30-year-old were you banging in high school?

  Shane Walsh : The P.E. Teacher.

  Rick Grimes : Mr. Daniels?

  Shane Walsh : [Shane chuckles]  Mrs. Kelly.

  Rick Grimes : [Rick laughs]  The girls volleyball coach? Wasn't she married?

  Shane Walsh : C'mon.

  Rick Grimes : You know what I just remembered? Why I never ask you about this stuff.

• [Shane tells Rick those high school stories are dead now] 

  Shane Walsh : Shouldn't be talking about this stuff. That life, it's gone and everyone in it. Sheila. Maryanne. Mrs. Kelly. It's like we're old folk. All the people in our stories are all dead.

  Rick Grimes : We can't just forget them.

  Shane Walsh : The hell we can't. It's hard enough accepting what's happened without digging up the past. I'll tell you what it is. It's nostalgia. It's like a drug. Keeps you from seeing things the way they are. That's a danger. You got people depending on you.

  Rick Grimes : You think I don't know that?

  Shane Walsh : I don't know. What are we doing? You got every able body at your disposal out scourging these woods for a little girl we both know is likely dead.