The Walking Dead (TV Series)

Nebraska (2012)

Aaron Munoz: Tony

Quotes 

• [Dave introduces him and Tony to Rick] 

  Dave : I'm Dave. That scrawny-looking douche bag there is Tony.

  Tony : [Tony chuckles]  Eat me, Dave.

  Dave : Hey, maybe someday I will. We met on I-95 coming out of Philly. Damn shit-show that was.

• [Dave tells Rick what made him and Tony drive south] 

  Rick Grimes : Well, what drove you South?

  Dave : Well, I can tell you it wasn't the weather. I must've dropped 30 lbs. in sweat alone down here.

  Tony : I wish.

  Dave : No, first it was D.C. I heard there might be some kind of refugee camp, but the roads were so jammed, we never even got close. We decided to get off the highways, into the sticks, keep hauling ass. Every group we came across had a new rumor about a way out of this thing.

  Tony : One guy told us there was the coast guard sitting in the Gulf, sending ferries to the islands.

  Dave : The latest was a rail yard in Montgomery running trains to the middle of the country... Kansas, Nebraska.

  Glenn : Nebraska?

  Tony : Low population, lots of guns

  Glenn : Kinda makes sense.

  Dave : Ever been to Nebraska, kid? A reason they call 'em 'flyover states.'

• [Glenn tells Dave that they call the dead Walkers] 

  Dave : Walkers? That what you call them?

  Glenn : Yeah.

  Dave : That's good. I like that. I like that better than lamebrains.

  Tony : More succinct.

  Dave : [Dave smiles]  Okay, Tony went to college.

  Tony : Two years.

• [Dave asks Rick if they can take them back to their farmhouse] 

  Dave : Well, hang on a second. This farm... it sounds pretty sweet. - Don't it sound sweet, Tony?

  Tony : Yeah, real sweet.

  Dave : How about a little Southern hospitality? We got some buddies back at camp, been having a real hard time. I don't see why you can't make room for a few more. We can pool our resources, our manpower.

  Rick Grimes : Look, I'm sorry. That's not an option.

  Dave : Doesn't sound like it'd be a problem.

• [Dave tells Rick that there is no way out of this mess] 

  Dave : Oddly, the truth is there is no way out of this mess. Just keep going from one pipe dream to the next, praying one of these mindless freaks doesn't grab a hold of you when you sleep.

  Tony : If you sleep.

• [the tension grows between Rick and Dave's conversation at the bar] 

  Dave : Let's take a nice friendly hayride to this farm and we'll get to know each other.

  Rick Grimes : That's not gonna happen.

  Dave : Rick.

  Tony : This is bullshit.

  Rick Grimes : [Rick in a low voice]  Calm down.

  Tony : [Tony shouts]  Don't tell me to calm down. Don't ever tell me to calm down. I'll shoot you three assholes in the head and take your damn farm!

  Dave : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Relax. Take it easy. Nobody's killing anybody. Nobody's shooting anybody. Right, Rick?

  Dave : [Dave heads behind the bar]  Look. We're just friends having a drink. That's all. Now where's the good stuff, huh? Good stuff, good stuff, good stuff. Let's see.

  Dave : [Dave sees Rick hold on his gun, as he pulls a bottle of liquor out from behind the bar, smiling]  Hey, look at that. That'll work.

• [Dave and Tony ask Rick if his farmhouse is safe] 

  Tony : Is it safe? It's gotta be.

  Dave : You got food, water?

  Tony : [as Tony urinates in the corner]  You got cooze? Ain't had a piece of ass in weeks.

  Dave : [Dave chuckles]  Listen, pardon my friend. City kids... they got no tact. No disrespect.