Holiday Engagement (2011 TV Movie)

Shelley Long: Meredith Burns

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• Hillary Burns : [seeing the family house filled with people]  Oh, my god. I thought you said this was family only.

  Meredith Burns : Well, I didn't want the whole town to think that you were going to be a spinster forever.

• Meredith Burns : Honey, I'm sorry if I seem a little anxious. It's just that I have been deprived of planning the weddings for not one but two of my daughters.

  Joy Burns : Here we go!

  Meredith Burns : Can't you girls understand that a mother wants to plan her daughters' weddings? Since you were babies I dreamed of this, and then to find out that Trisha eloped to an island.

• Meredith Burns : So what's going on with you and Jason?

  Hillary Burns : Nothing.

  Meredith Burns : My point exactly. For two young lovebirds, I don't see much affection. No kiss. No hug.

  Hillary Burns : Mom, he's just not a touchy-feely guy. Don't worry about it.

  Meredith Burns : Well, I just want to be able to see your marriage succeed, you know? Most marriages fall apart first in the bedroom. You know, your father and I make love three times a week.

• Meredith Burns : [Handing her water glass to a waiter in the Mexican restaurant]  Oh, um, I asked for seltzer. This looks like tap water with cheese floating in it.

• Meredith Burns : You know your father and I make love three times a week.

  Sophie : Ahhh my ears are bleeding!