- Sam Hanna: No offense but survival kits are for urban sissies who don't know how to make a floatation device out of a pair of pants.
- G. Callen: Or how to extract the venom out of a horned viper using only a twig and a shoelace.
- Marty Deeks: Or how to make a latte without soy milk.
- Kensi Blye: [about an earthquake] Crack of dawn. Shoke me right out of bed. You guys didn't feel it?
- G. Callen: I was on a run.
- Sam Hanna: Deep sleeper.
- Marty Deeks: You forget I'm from Californ-I-A. We don't get out of bed for anything less than a 6.
- Kensi Blye: [about a captured suspect] Well, for some reason the Marines said they couldn't wait to hand this guy over to us.
- Marty Deeks: That's never a good sign.
- Marty Deeks: Why do bad guys always have such awesome houses?
- Sam Hanna: What's the matter, Deeks? Not feeling your loft?
- Marty Deeks: This guy's got his own Hobbit Shire.
- Stanley King: Where'd you learn how to do that?
- Kensi Blye: Misspent youth.
- Eric Beal: [Watching from Ops] Actually, I talked her through it.
- Nell Jones: Yeah, we never get the credit.
- Eric Beal: Or the glamour.
- [Hetty clears her throat]
- Eric Beal: Which is totally overrated because I love my job - love it!
- Marty Deeks: All right. Let's go.
- G. Callen: No. No... She hasn't said the distress word yet.
- Marty Deeks: Isn't getting shot distressing enough?
- Sam Hanna: She's okay.
- Nell Jones: The guy is cold blooded killer. You could be walking into a trap.
- Marty Deeks: I'm going to be with you every step of the way. Even if you don't see me, I'll be there.
- Kensi Blye: He caught me off guard once. It's not gonna happen again.
- Marty Deeks: I know.
- Marty Deeks: [after hitting King] See that right there? That's for hitting my partner!
- Kensi Blye: Like you said "Job has its hazards."