Episodes (TV Series)

Episode Five (2011)

Matt LeBlanc: Matt LeBlanc

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• Merc Lapidus : [at the charity event]  Jamie's the co-chair of this whole thing.

  Sean Lincoln : Oh, congratulations.

  Matt LeBlanc : Wow.

  Merc Lapidus : Yeah, she's-she's pretty amazing. She's been working her ass off. For like the last six months, all I've heard is: "rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape." It's enough to make you wanna do it!

  Jamie Lapidus : Honey...

  Merc Lapidus : I'm kidding. Hey, if you don't laugh at this stuff, you cry.

• Merc Lapidus : [at the rape prevention event]  Jamie's the co-chair of this whole thing.

  Sean Lincoln : Oh, congratulations.

  Matt LeBlanc : Wow.

  Merc Lapidus : Yeah, she's-she's pretty amazing. She's been working her ass off. For like the last six months, all I've heard is "rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape." It's enough to make you wanna do it!

  [chuckles] 

  Merc Lapidus : I'm kidding. Hey, if you don't laugh at this stuff, you cry.