The Mentalist (TV Series)

Bloodstream (2011)

Simon Baker: Patrick Jane

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• Dr. Evan Quick : Well, this is hardly the venue.

  Patrick Jane : Au contraire, this is just the venue. A room full of professionals who prescribe drugs they know little about to cure diseases they know less about for people they know nothing about.

  [Turns and looks at Lisbon] 

  Patrick Jane : And they call ME a fraud.

• Francine Trent : Are you the CBI Agents?

  Patrick Jane : Yes. She does the detecting, and I do the insulting.

  Teresa Lisbon : Uh, consulting.

  Patrick Jane : That too.

• Patrick Jane : She does the detecting and I do the insulting.

• Teresa Lisbon : Golf. I don't get it.

  Patrick Jane : Pointless. Absurd repetitive activity. Very good for clearing the mind. All these stalls here - mental washing machines.

• Patrick Jane : I'm off to the cafeteria for something deliciously suspended in gelatin.

  Teresa Lisbon : I'm not even going to ask you where you're really going. You want to know why?... I don't have to know.

• Teresa Lisbon : Are you for real? We've had to endure your surprise visits for months. You've named your killer. She's on the run. Why do you keep showing up at my crime scenes?

  LaRoche : Because this morning I...

  Teresa Lisbon : I don't even want to hear it! The second Hightower's replacement is annouced, I am going to put in a formal request to keep you away from me!

  LaRoche : As I was saying, this morning I was assigned to take over Hightower's duties, which includes overseeing this team.

  Patrick Jane : Oopsy-daisy.

  LaRoche : I appreciate your candor, and I'm going to honor your request. Agent Cho.

  Kimball Cho : Yeah?

  LaRoche : I'm putting you in charge of the team as of right now. Agent Lisbon, you report to Cho. Good day.