- Dr. Kirschner: What is the one thing in your life you wish you could change?
- Kate Stanton: Get Jack back.
- Dr. Kirschner: I would seriously analyze that word 'back'. 'Back' isn't change.
- Miles Dufine: I just feel like I've known you my whole life.
- Kate Stanton: Well, actually, 12 days. Like the song.
- Miles Dufine: I hate that song.
- Kate Stanton: Me too.
- Miles Dufine: It's kind of like the Christmas version of "100 Bottles of Beer".
- Kate Stanton: There are things that I could've done differently.
- Miles Dufine: Except one. You're not Nancy. You could've changed everything in the relationship except for the most important thing. Fate. If you were meant to be together, you would be.
- Margine Frumkin: Do you know how to cream butter and sugar?
- Kate Stanton: Umm.
- Margine Frumkin: Do you know what butter and sugar are?
- Kate Stanton: [laughs] Yes, I do.