The Mentalist (TV Series)
The Red Mile (2011)
George Wyner: Dr. Steiner
Quotes
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Patrick Jane : By the way, looks like there's something in his left front pant pocket.
Coroner Steiner : [Steiner removes the note and reads it aloud] "You're about to think 'What the Hell? How did Jane - do that?"
[pause. To Jane]
Coroner Steiner : How did you do that?
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Coroner Steiner : The only other time that I have been in a room like this was to examine a man who died accidentally in the middle of an auto-erotic ritual.
Patrick Jane : Well I bet he died with a smile on his face.
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Patrick Jane : [Steiner has ordered him to step back from the body] Well, I'm nothing if I'm not respectful of my fellow crime fighters, but I can see everything I need to from here anyway.
Coroner Steiner : Really?
Patrick Jane : Hmm.
Coroner Steiner : What exactly do you see?
Patrick Jane : He's in money, but not a banker. Something more aggressive; stocks or such. Social drinker; increased his intake lately, so under some pressure. A registered Independent, though always votes Republican. And as much money as he has, his wife has more.
Coroner Steiner : Ridiculous.
Patrick Jane : He chose the tasteless tasseled loafers, she bought the opal inlay sterling silver cuff links.
Coroner Steiner : Guesses. You might as well say he's going to meet a tall, dark stranger.
Patrick Jane : That's very unlikely, Doctor. He's dead.
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Coroner Steiner : Please maintain a distance of at least 3 steps from the body.
Patrick Jane : Why?
Coroner Steiner : Because this body is a No-Jane Zone. It will not be a playground for you. You will not touch it, or sniff it, or place playing card on it or borrow it for an interrogation. If you do, a deputy will remove you. Clear?
Patrick Jane : That's a little harsh, Doc.
Coroner Steiner : You've driven me to desperate measures.
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Coroner Steiner : [after Steiner was atttacked] Jane, was this you?
Patrick Jane : Wh-?
Coroner Steiner : Another trick?
Patrick Jane : Oh -.
Teresa Lisbon : Jane had nothing to do with this. Nothing at all.
[Steiner leaves]
Teresa Lisbon : You didn't did you?
Patrick Jane : Of course not!
Teresa Lisbon : Swear on your life?
Patrick Jane : On your life even.
Teresa Lisbon : Damn it! Who steals a body?
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Coroner Steiner : [Last words] Patrick. Thank you.