"The Cinema Snob" Bad Movie Cinema Snob: McBain (TV Episode 2010) - Brad Jones as Cinema Snob

Cinema Snob : This is MY intro. Would you mind doing me the courtesy of shutting the fuck up?
Film Brain : Wait, if you can't stand me, why are you reviewing this with me?

Cinema Snob : Because I like being an asshole. Go figure.
Cinema Snob : I'm too old for this shit.
Cinema Snob : How old were you in 1991, Film Brain?

Film Brain : A couple months to a year.

Cinema Snob : Man, you're making me feel old.
Film Brain : [about Gina Conchita-Alonzo] Gina seems to have disappeared after this movie. Whatever happened to her?

Cinema Snob : Who gives a FUCK?
Cinema Snob : They sneak into the presidential compound by hiding in a limo with two prostitutes. All this is making me think about is how much better a prostitute would be than this movie.
Film Brain : Symbolism!

Cinema Snob : What the hell was that?

Film Brain : That's sorta... sorta my catchphrase.

Cinema Snob : Yeah, it's a catchphrase because it's fucking stupid. Stick with real catchphrases thank you very much.
Film Brain : This is the most offensive thing I've ever seen.

Cinema Snob : I've seen worse.
Film Brain : I'm Mathew Buck, beating down bad movies everywhere.

Cinema Snob : And I'm the Cinema Snob... snobbing... bad movies everywhere.
Film Brain : You were there at Woodstock, weren't you?

Cinema Snob : How fucking old do you think I am?

Brad Jones: Cinema Snob