- Film Brain: Wait, if you can't stand me, why are you reviewing this with me?
- Cinema Snob: Because I like being an asshole. Go figure.
- Cinema Snob: How old were you in 1991, Film Brain?
- Film Brain: A couple months to a year.
- Cinema Snob: Man, you're making me feel old.
- Film Brain: [about Gina Conchita-Alonzo] Gina seems to have disappeared after this movie. Whatever happened to her?
- Cinema Snob: Who gives a FUCK?
- Cinema Snob: They sneak into the presidential compound by hiding in a limo with two prostitutes. All this is making me think about is how much better a prostitute would be than this movie.
- Film Brain: Symbolism!
- Cinema Snob: What the hell was that?
- Film Brain: That's sorta... sorta my catchphrase.
- Cinema Snob: Yeah, it's a catchphrase because it's fucking stupid. Stick with real catchphrases thank you very much.
- Film Brain: I'm Mathew Buck, beating down bad movies everywhere.
- Cinema Snob: And I'm the Cinema Snob... snobbing... bad movies everywhere.
- Film Brain: You were there at Woodstock, weren't you?
- Cinema Snob: How fucking old do you think I am?