The Cinema Snob (TV Series)

Italian Batman (2011)

Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Quotes 

• Cinema Snob : We all certainly remember the classic Danny Elfman Batman theme! Yeah! This isn't it!

  [zany music plays during the film's opening credits] 

• Cinema Snob : There's only one way to know for sure that it's Mark Shannon... just look for the genital warts.

  [Audio from a sex scene in the movie begins to play off-screen] 

  Cinema Snob : I'm not even kidding here; Mark Shannon is the Italian porn star with the Wicked Witch of the West as his balls.

  [Snob starts watching the off-screen film] 

  Cinema Snob : Let's see... yep: one, two, three, four... five. Five genital warts.

  [Lightning strikes, and the Snob laughs a la The Count from Sesame Street] 

  Cinema Snob : AH-AH-AH-ah, that's disgusting.