The Cinema Snob (TV Series)
Deathrow Gameshow (2010)
Brad Jones: Cinema Snob
Quotes
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Cinema Snob : That's right, we're taking a look at another film from the director of Nudist Colony of the Dead. This time it's probably the most grounded film of his career, Deathrow Gameshow; not to say that it isn't still fucking retarded!
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Cinema Snob : As we see here, the film is brought to us directly from Pirromount. I can only imagine it's called that because in 1987 it wasn't timely enough to call it Pirramax. Also, thanks for making the first image of your movie look like that of a sphincter.
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Cinema Snob : Weird, I thought that Mickey Rooney was the only person who molested Lassie.
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Cinema Snob : Chuck is joined on the panel by anti-death penalty member Gloria Sternvirgin. Classy! Is that her real fucking name or am I supposed to believe that she has to change it once she, you know, "hears the bells"?