Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One (2011 Video Game)
Jess Harnell: Tharpod Elder, The Plumber
Quotes
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[the gang has found the transport to Uzo City abandoned and in disrepair]
Ratchet : [chagrined] Ah, No, no, No... Come On!
[Captain Qwark dramatically falls into a faint. Dr. Nefarious, alarmed by Quark's faint, catches him from falling. Nefarious watches in concern as Qwark, cradled in his arms, launches into a death-scene monologue]
Captain Qwark : [dramamtically] This is it! The End of President Captain Quark! I can feel Death's icy grip!
[Clank looks sympathetic, Ratchet rolls his eyes and shakes his head, exasperated. Qwark looks at Dr. Nefarious apologetically]
Captain Qwark : Nefarious. I'm sorry I pushed you around in high school. You were smart, and I was such a...
Dr. Nefarious : [suddenly suspicious] Moron?
Captain Qwark : I was gonna say "Adonis", but if you want to be a jerk about it...
Dr. Nefarious : [genuinely apologetic] I'm sorry too...
[pause]
Dr. Nefarious : [gradually vitriolic] You should know that while I was wishing the blarg would tear you apart *limb from limb* so that I could riverdance around you're smoldering, squishy carcass...
[pause; now more gentle]
Dr. Nefarious : ... I still considered you a friend.
[Nefarious picks up a red wrench nearby and gives it to Qwark. Qwark's face lights up]
Captain Qwark : [affected gasp] An Intergalactic Tool of Justice Award!
[hugs the "award"]
The Plumber : [the wrench's real owner - the Plumber arrives, catching Nefarious and Qwark off-guard] If you fellas are done, I'm gonna need that wrench back.
[Dr. Nefarious immediately drops Qwark who lands heavily on the ground]