Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

The Other Animated Titanic Movie (2011)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

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Quotes 

• [a man smells one of Elizabeth's formal gloves] 

  Nostalgia Critic : ...Well, *you* suddenly got creepy.

• Nostalgia Critic : Look, if you want to make a movie about whales, that's fine. More power to you. But leave the deaths of hundreds of innocent people out of it, if you don't mind! I mean, even "Fern Gully" just stuck to the rain forest; they didn't try to work in the Hindenburg disaster or anything!

• Nostalgia Critic : Can you see why this is worse than the other one? I mean, the animation is better, but this goes from stupid to DISGUSTINGLY insulting. Just the idea that people took this tragedy and turned it into such a lame ploy to save the whales is mind-boggling. The Titanic story has nothing to do with whales, so why'd you make that connection? It's insulting to history, it's insulting to children's intelligence, and it's straight up insulting to the people who died! Honestly, it's sort of hard to watch, it's so horrendous.

  [shows the rapping dog from the first animated Titanic movie] 

  Nostalgia Critic : I mean, it honestly makes this film look more realistic. The film with the rapping dog is actually closer to the real story of the Titanic! That is a new low for a kid's movie to sink.

  [the phrase "NO PUN INTENDED!" is shown in red] 

  Nostalgia Critic : It's beyond shit, and my guess is it'll take days before you stop feeling unclean from it! My only hope is that people will finally learn their lesson and stop making animated spinoffs off this shit!

  [suddenly, he spots a cover for a sequel to this movie, known as "Tentacolino"] 

  Nostalgia Critic : [imitating Darth Vader]  NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

• Nostalgia Critic : I'm sorry. I can't get through this in one sitting. If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take the occasional break to look at myself in the mirror and cry.

• Nostalgia Critic : So, strangely enough, this version also focuses on talking mice that snuck aboard the Titanic. Somebody actually found it necessary to RIP OFF THE RIPOFF?

• Nostalgia Critic : I'm sorry, which story are we watching? The love story? The ship? The mice? The whales? What is the focus? You can't just throw this incredibly bizarre bullshit at us and just expect us to go along with it.

• Rob Walker : [dressed as Emperor Palpatine]  Nostalgia Critic!

  [Rob picks up a disk labeled "The OTHER Animated Titanic Movie" as the Critic rises from the floor similar to Darth Vader at the end of "Revenge of the Sith"] 

  Rob Walker : [imitating Emperor Palpatine]  Nostalgia Critic, can you hear me?

  Nostalgia Critic : [imitating Darth Vader]  Yes, my brother. I apologize. I passed out after I... thought I heard news that there was another animated Titanic movie.

  Rob Walker : Oh, but I'm afraid in your rage you have forgotten that there *is* another Titanic movie. And it is your job to review it.

  Nostalgia Critic : It can't be. I reviewed it already!

  [gets to his feet] 

  Nostalgia Critic : NOOOOOOOOOO!

  Rob Walker : Yes.

• Nostalgia Critic : [the Critic can't understand the inconsistency in the film, least of all the whale story]  It's like saying, "Hey! The Titanic wasn't destroyed by an iceberg, it was an evil gang of underwater sharks who were in cahoots with the evil whaler!"

  [in the film, a gang of talking sharks do indeed interact with the whaler, ready to destroy the ship, much to the Critic's great shock] 

  Nostalgia Critic : I'm sorry, I need to drop something.

  [he fills a glass of water from a pitcher, then drops the glass on the ground, where it shatters] 

• Nostalgia Critic : It appears there's another feature length ripoff of James Cameron's "Titanic". I can't believe I live in a world where two of these exist. And you'd think that'd be bad enough. But, if you can possibly comprehend this, it is actually worse than the other version. Yes, there is actually something out there WORSE than THIS!

  [shows a clip from "Titanic: The Legend Goes On", featuring the rapping dog] 

  Nostalgia Critic : I know it's hard to believe, but this is actually more terrible than the rapping dog.

• Nostalgia Critic : [as the movie's Rose Dawson substitute is introduced]  This is Rose- I mean Rose. I mean Rose! I mean... Elizabeth.

• Nostalgia Critic : [yelling]  What the fuck am I watching?

• Duke of Camden : Your stepmother and I simply want what's best for our little girl.

  Nostalgia Critic : And if we say that the best for you is the worst for you, then it's the best for you.