American Dad! (TV Series)

Flirting with Disaster (2011)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin

Quotes 

• Stan Smith : [to Bullock]  Are you nuts? You hired my wife?

  Avery Bullock : So? I also banged your daughter. And remember your 4th of July barbeque. I muff-punched your gram-gram. She was just too senile to know it.

• Stan Smith : Work is where I come to socialize. Having Francine will ruin that. How would you like it if your wife worked here?

  Avery Bullock : Oh, I'd love it. Is there an opening for a woman who bangs every black man she meets in a Red Lobster parking lot?

• Stan Smith : [to Lorraine]  Oh, hey. How's your ankle?

  Lorraine : Not good. Doctor says I got to lose 55 pounds. I said, "Well, I'm losing you. That's 200 pounds right there."

• Steve Smith : [to Roger]  You know what? You're nothing but a drug addict. Birds died because of you!

  Roger the Alien : Oh, my God. Who cares?

  Steve Smith : Our partnership is over! I never want to see you again!

  [walks off] 

  Roger the Alien : Then don't look in the night sky because I'm a star, and that's not the cocaine talking.

  [to the women] 

  Roger the Alien : So, girls, tell me more about your childhood. Now that's the cocaine talking.