The ABCs of Death (2012)

Kim Richardson: Mum (segment "T is for Toilet")

Quotes 

• Mum : [to son]  Honey, you go do a poo-poo. There's nothing to be afraid of.

  Dad : Danny Glover had nothing to be afraid of in "Lethal Weapon 2."

• Dad : Lots of people have died on the toilet.

  Mum : Like who?

  Dad : Elvis.

  Mum : He died on the bathroom floor.

  Dad : Yeah. Died on the toilet and then fell over.

• Mum : The battle was so long that in 1958 the government had to make a truce. Benito Juarez agreed with the snowman that he could live in a cold-storage container with one condition - he could only go out at night and could only take the children who were not lying down after 8:00.

• Man : Is he the Bogeyman?

  Mum : If you have to choose, choose the Bogeyman.