Drugstore June (2024)

Esther Povitsky: June

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• June : Well, I don't like the word 'horny', so I say 'hot'n'ready' instead because it sounds cuter and it reminds me of pizza.

• June : If you were gonna give me a consultation for plastic surgery...

  Dr. Weisman : That's not what I do here.

  June : But just if you were, what do you think you would do... to my face... to make it better?

  Dr. Weisman : As far as what?

  June : Just... being hotter... prettier.

  Dr. Weisman : I'd probably start with your mouth.

  June : Like lip filler?

  Dr. Weisman : Nope, I would sew that sucker shut.

• June : Why are there so many rules in this place? I feel like I'm back in school.

  Jessica : Most of the men at this bar right now can't go within 500 feet of a school.

• June : I had sex with an alien.

  Jonathan : Finally.

• June : Did you find everything you need?

  Owen : Oh, ah, yeah. Why? You work here, or something?

  June : I do. I'm June. At you service.

  Owen : Oh, ah, I'm Owen. Pleasure to be ... serviced by you.

• Anthony's Mother : It's his fifth time going poo-poo today.

  June : Any chance you guys could keep conversations like that in private? Some of us lean more toward constipation and it can be really triggering.

  Anthony's Mother : What is up with your generation and being triggered? Don't ever have kids then. God forbid.

  June : Do I look pregnant?

  Anthony's Mother : Yeah. You look bloated. She's weird.

• Davey : Don't make me come back here. I'll get another restraining order.

  June : That's fine. Ok. I'll see you in court. And I'll wear a cute dress.

• Bill : You will literally do anything not to move on from Davey.

  June : I mean, there's no need to throw the baby out with the bath water.

  Bill : Stop saying stuff like that, alright. You don't know what it means.

  June : That might be true.

• Dr. Weisman : Go ahead and finish you photo shoot.

  June : I got what I needed. I'm good.

  Dr. Weisman : Oh yeah? So you just, ah, put all that stuff out there for public consumption, huh?

  June : 'Course I do. Vulnerability is really big right now.

• Dr. Weisman : I'm not gonna diagnose you as on the spectrum.

  June : Fine. I am gonna diagnose you as an incel.