The Cleveland Show (TV Series)
There Goes El Neighborhood (2012)
Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs, Arch, Esteban, Man
Quotes
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Cleveland Brown : I don't know why people like Choni's party better than mine. All she had was a much bigger TV, better food, probably had that sweet rice milk drink... what's that called again, Donna?
Donna Tubbs : Horchata.
Cleveland Brown : You know what I do when I don't know something, Donna? I say, "I don't know."
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Donna Tubbs : [after hearing a loud noise] Oh, my God! Is that the Rapture?
Cleveland Brown : No. Rehearsal of the Blue Angel flyover. They protect nothing.
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Choni : Cleveland, I see what's going on here. I've dealt with your type my whole life. Back in Fort Lauderdale, when I came out of the ocean, they accused me of sneaking into the country, but I was just boogieboarding on an old door.
Cleveland Brown : Probably wearing jeans.
Choni : And now you called the police because you saw a Latina going into a window and you automatically assumed I was a criminal!
Cleveland Brown : Look, Choni, it was dark. I thought you were a male Latino.
Choni : Why are you doing that with your "N"?
Cleveland Brown : I don't know.
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Choni : [to Cleveland] You tried to get my niece deported, you called the cops on me, you assume I own a Chihuahua and have tortillas for bandages. You're racist.
Cleveland Brown : Oh, Choni, black people can't be racist. Listen to you, talking nonsense like some oily Polynesian.
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Choni : [to Cleveland] Oh, you're watching "Esteban y Los Amores de Esteban."
Cleveland Brown : Don't spoil anything. I'm only 119 episodes in.
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Choni : Cleveland, I don't care what color you are. I just don't like you.
Cleveland Brown : You know what? I don't like you either and it's not because you're Mexican. It's partially because you're a woman, but it's mainly because you won't cut me any slack. Yes, I was ignorant about your culture, but I am not a racist.
Choni : Maybe I've been too hard on you. Maybe you're not a racist dick. Maybe you're just a dick.
