- Carlton Lassiter: Great directions, Spencer. If it wasn't for the fetid stench of unwashed hippy pits we might never have found this place at all.
- Carlton Lassiter: You tree-humpers are all the same, aren't you? You profess to be saving the world but deep down, you're just a bunch of freedom-hating murderers.
- Carlton Lassiter: Why are we still talking to these stinky flag-burners? We've already got a bad guy.