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- 58IndieWireChristian ZilkoIndieWireChristian Zilko“Blood and Honey” feels like a throwback to a simpler era of filmmaking. Not an era where movies were better — because it’s not particularly good — but a time when a film could be produced, marketed, and turn a profit just by promising audiences an image they hadn’t seen before.
- 50The A.V. ClubLuke Y. ThompsonThe A.V. ClubLuke Y. ThompsonTo say that Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood And Honey delivers everything a slasher movie should is higher praise than it used to be. Marketing alone would have guaranteed this movie a certain percentage of curious eyeballs, but Frake-Waterfield made sure that what genre fans see is everything they expected.
- 38RogerEbert.comNick AllenRogerEbert.comNick AllenAs a horror and a comedy, Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey has no rhythm with either, and it's too dim to be worthy of a curious look.
- 30TheWrapWilliam BibbianiTheWrapWilliam BibbianiSetting aside the half-baked characters and a plot so raw it’s probably got salmonella, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is staggeringly inept in surprisingly obvious ways.
- 25New York PostJohnny OleksinskiNew York PostJohnny OleksinskiThere are some surprisingly attractive shots in director Rhys Frake-Waterfield’s low-budget film — honey drips from Winnie’s mouth in a sadistic “Silence of the Lambs” way — and the acting is committed rather than arch (even if the dialogue is lousy-to-inaudible). Yet it is impossible to recommend to the average horror fan in search of a good movie.
- 20The Daily BeastNick SchagerThe Daily BeastNick SchagerSome of the chintziest and most uninspired exploitation cinema this side of Sharknado.
- 12PolygonTasha RobinsonPolygonTasha RobinsonThe pacing is leaden, the visuals are murky, and there’s pretty much no reason to care about anyone on the screen, except to idly wonder how they’re going to die, and what their innards will look like when they do.
- 10VarietyDennis HarveyVarietyDennis HarveyIt’s bad enough that the film doesn’t have the smarts to actually satirize its inspirational source. But bizarrely, it doesn’t really send up slasher tropes, either, while lacking the skillset to take play them seriously.
- 0ColliderRoss BonaimeColliderRoss BonaimeWhat could've been a halfway decent dumb idea becomes a full-on nightmare of bad choices and terrible filmmaking.