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Sex & Nudity
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- Alphonso Picardo is a world class, 5-star rated gigolo from Italy and is known as the world's most sexually desirable man. Just ask him if you don't believe it. He has to stay away from shopping malls to keep women from throwing themselves at him. As actor Robert Picardo's look-alike cousin, Alphonso offers the world sage advice about sex and how to become even more sexy than anyone thought humanly possible. Even savage wolves bow to his feral manliness in a gesture of professional courtesy and understandable envy.
- If you need advice about your sex life, just........"Ask Alphonso". Move over, Dr. Ruth, Alphonso is the new king of the sexperts. Children and even some prudish adults should avert their eyes and cover their ears when Alphonso speaks. There is no nudity or totally tasteless crud involved, but parental guidance should none-the-less be exercised to avoid being chastised by the PTA or other Puritanical organizations. Rated R for rude.
Violence & Gore
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- Nope.
Profanity
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- *(&*&%$%^# no.
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking
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- Yeah...Alphonso tipped a few glasses of wine during the show, but even a self professed sex god needs a break once in a while.
Frightening & Intense Scenes
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- None. These episodes are strictly for laughs.