- Vanessa: Look. On the ground. It's remnants of duct tape!
- Bruce: So what?
- Vanessa: Do you see a refrigerator around here?
- Bruce: Who uses duct tape on a refrigerator?
- Vanessa: Do you see an air conditioner around here?
- Bruce: Well, no.
- Vanessa: Look! We've got to follow her trail.
- Bruce: What is she: Benji now?
- Vanessa: You're such an ass.
- Jacobs: What the hell is this?
- Bruce: Bro, you're ruining the moment.
- Jacobs: I knew I'd find you here - how could you do this to me?
- Bruce: Who is this guy?
- Dawn: That's my husband...
- Jacobs: Are you screwing my wife?
- Bruce: No man, I was giving her a mammogram.
- Jacobs: Grab him.
- Bruce: Hey, breast health is very, very important.