Pain & Gain (2013)
Mark Wahlberg: Daniel Lugo
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Quotes
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[from trailer]
Daniel Lugo : [to a little boy] Don't eyeball me! I've seen your mother driving up and down these streets looking at me! I'll be your stepfather in about a week!
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Daniel Lugo : I have no sympathy for people who squander their gifts. It's sickening. It's worse than sickening. It's unpatriotic.
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Daniel Lugo : If you're willing to do the work, you can have anything. That's what makes the U.S. of A great. When it started, America was just a handful of scrawny colonies. Now, it's the most buff, pumped-up country on the planet. That's pretty rad.
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Daniel Lugo : Life's gonna give me another set. I know it will.
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[from trailer]
Daniel Lugo : My name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness. All this began because it was time to push myself harder, otherwise I was looking at another forty years wearing sweatpants to work...
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Daniel Lugo : Sometimes God just fucks up your order and you gotta chow down on that shitty shame sandwich.
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Daniel Lugo : In the end after reviewing our past performance, we could come to only one conclusion. We're so much better when we wing it.
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[from trailer]
Paul Doyle : You said no violence!
Daniel Lugo : And I meant it when I said it, I swear to God...
Paul Doyle : I can NOT kill!
Daniel Lugo : Duly noted! Look, I promise when this is over, we'll all go camping, OK?
Paul Doyle : OK...
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[from trailer]
Paul Doyle : We go through with this, nobody gets hurt right?
Daniel Lugo : No, man! We snatch him, we grab him, signs a few signature, we give him a protein shake! He dunnit even know what happened! I watched a lot of movies Paul, I know what I'm doing!
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[from trailer]
Victor Kershaw : I'm a self-made man. I've made a lot of money!
Daniel Lugo : Why don't you spend some of it on salads?
Victor Kershaw : You know who invented salads? Poor people!
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[first lines]
Daniel Lugo : [groaning and grunting out his situps] I'm hot! I'm big!
Daniel Lugo : [sees a squad of police cars] Fuck!
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[Doyle is in a warehouse full of sex toys]
Paul Doyle : [to Lugo over a walkie-talkie] Didn't you say your friend kept athletic supplies in his warehouse?
Daniel Lugo : Do we have to have this conversation now? Over. What's the issue?
Paul Doyle : I'm looking at a lot of homo-stuff right now, Patriot One.
[looks at a male blow-up doll]
Paul Doyle : A *lot*.
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Daniel Lugo : [referring to electric chainsaws] Fucking Chinese crap!
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Sorina Luminita : You look so sad, what's the matter?
Adrian Doorbal : I just kidnapped a man.
Sorina Luminita : You did what?
Daniel Lugo : No, no, no, he's kidding. He's getting married tomorrow and he doesn't want a bachelor party.
Sorina Luminita : Hey! You know what? My shift is almost over. So... Why don't you meet me at the toilets in 5 minutes? And you can bring my baby Daniel, too.
Adrian Doorbal : For what?
Daniel Lugo : This is your party man, you should have some fun.
Sorina Luminita : [They have a threesome in the bathroom] Bang me harder! Come on! Fuck! Fuck!
Adrian Doorbal : I think she should kidnap a man too!
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Daniel Lugo : I put up with stuff that they don't have names for in civil society.
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[from trailer]
Paul Doyle : You can't just kidnap a guy and take his things! That is so illegal!
Daniel Lugo : Victor Kershaw is a criminal prick, who deserves bad stuff to happen to him!
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Daniel Lugo : I don't just want everything you have... I want you not to have it!
