Pain & Gain (2013)
Anthony Mackie: Adrian Doorbal
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Quotes
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Adrian Doorbal : Hey, is that breast milk?
Paul Doyle : What?
Adrian Doorbal : Is that breast milk?
Paul Doyle : Why would that be breast milk?
Adrian Doorbal : 'Cause this is. Listen: You take this, you put it in there, and you got the real HGH. I'm talkin' about a steroid shake. I got this pregnant chick I buy it from - she real clean, too.
Paul Doyle : No...
Adrian Doorbal : No, no, no, for real, she just got her tests and everything. Oh, my - You ever suck a pregnant woman titty? Oh, my god, this so good. Come on, try some.
[off no answer]
Adrian Doorbal : It'll make you great, man. You already big, but you could be bigGER. You know? I'm big - I'mma be swole, though. Walk sideways through doors. You want some? We can be titty brothers.
[laughs]
Adrian Doorbal : Yeah!
Paul Doyle : I'm gonna go with "No." Excuse me.
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[about some vibrators]
Adrian Doorbal : There's some complex engineering in these things.
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Adrian Doorbal : I'm a man who just got married and his penis don't work.
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Sorina Luminita : You look so sad, what's the matter?
Adrian Doorbal : I just kidnapped a man.
Sorina Luminita : You did what?
Daniel Lugo : No, no, no, he's kidding. He's getting married tomorrow and he doesn't want a bachelor party.
Sorina Luminita : Hey! You know what? My shift is almost over. So... Why don't you meet me at the toilets in 5 minutes? And you can bring my baby Daniel, too.
Adrian Doorbal : For what?
Daniel Lugo : This is your party man, you should have some fun.
Sorina Luminita : [They have a threesome in the bathroom] Bang me harder! Come on! Fuck! Fuck!
Adrian Doorbal : I think she should kidnap a man too!
