How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Best Man (2011)

Bob Saget: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : We all headed to my hometown where we planned to celebrate Punchy's big day. Uncle Barney had different plans.

  Barney Stinson : Get ready Cleveland. The last man to screw you this hard and then disappear was LeBron James.

  Robin Scherbatsky : You're trying to get laid *here*? Oh Barney, tonight's a magical night between Ted's annoying friend and What's-her-face. have some respect.

• Narrator : Kids, if there's one big theme to this story - and I swear, we're totally, almost not really that close to the end - it's timing. Timing is everything.

• Barney Stinson : What if this whole this is a disaster? What if this is the worst wedding ever?

  Ted Mosby : Not possible. We've already been to the worst wedding ever.

  Barney Stinson : Punchy's wedding.

  Ted Mosby : [laughs]  Marshall really took a two-flusher to that one

  [him and Barney laugh] 

  Narrator : The story of how Uncle Marshall ruined my friend Punchy's wedding, starts in September, 2011...

• Ted Mosby : [Talking about Punchy's wedding]  No wedding will ever, ever be as bad as that one.

  Barney Stinson : I picked the right tie didn't I?

  Ted Mosby : You nailed it. And hey, just be glad it's not the ducky tie.

  Narrator : Oooh, the ducky tie. That's a good story kids, I'll get to that. Man, we are not even close to the end.