How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Best Man (2011)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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• Marshall Eriksen : The only person who loves Ted Mosby more than Marshall Eriksen, is drunk Marshall Eriksen!

• Marshall Eriksen : [about Ted's tear-filled best man speech]  This isn't a meltdown. These are tears of joy. Ted is happy for his friends. 'Cause he's the best guy that I know and you know why he's happy? Because this

  [gestures to Lily] 

  Marshall Eriksen : beautiful lady right here is pregnant.

  Kelly : [Reacts because she was sitting behind Lily and thought Marshall was referring to her]  How did you know that? That was supposed to be a secret!

• Lily Aldrin : [Lily is pregnant, but her and Marshall haven't told anyone yet]  You're drinking for two tonight baby

  Marshall Eriksen : I will do this, for the child.

• Robin Scherbatsky : Lily, we are getting sloshed tonight.

  Lily Aldrin : [to Robin]  Yay.

  [Takes shot and turns to Marshall] 

  Lily Aldrin : That's all you baby.

  Marshall Eriksen : No, I'll be four shots in with no food.

  Lily Aldrin : In nine months I'll be pushing a pumpkin-headed Eriksen baby out of my who-ha; I think papa can manage a few extra cocktails.

  Marshall Eriksen : Well played.