How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Best Man (2011)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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• Ted Mosby : I used to believe in destiny, you know? I go to the bagel place, see a pretty girl in line, reading my favorite novel, whistling the song that's been stuck in my head all week, and I think: "Wow... Hey, maybe she's the one?" Now I think: "I just know that bitch is going to take the last whole wheat everything bagel."

  Robin Scherbatsky : You've just been focused on work.

  Ted Mosby : No, it's more than that. I stopped believing. Not in some depressed I'm-gonna-cry-during-my-toast way. Not in a way I even noticed until tonight. It's just, every day I think I... believe a little less, and a little less, and a little less, and that sucks. What do I about that, Scherbatsky?

  Robin Scherbatsky : You're Ted Mosby. You start believing again.

  Ted Mosby : In what? Destiny?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Chemistry. You got chemistry, you only need one other thing.

  Ted Mosby : What's that?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Timing. But timing's a bitch.

• Narrator : We all headed to my hometown where we planned to celebrate Punchy's big day. Uncle Barney had different plans.

  Barney Stinson : Get ready Cleveland. The last man to screw you this hard and then disappear was LeBron James.

  Robin Scherbatsky : You're trying to get laid *here*? Oh Barney, tonight's a magical night between Ted's annoying friend and What's-her-face. have some respect.

• Robin Scherbatsky : Lily, we are getting sloshed tonight.

  Lily Aldrin : [to Robin]  Yay.

  [Takes shot and turns to Marshall] 

  Lily Aldrin : That's all you baby.

  Marshall Eriksen : No, I'll be four shots in with no food.

  Lily Aldrin : In nine months I'll be pushing a pumpkin-headed Eriksen baby out of my who-ha; I think papa can manage a few extra cocktails.

  Marshall Eriksen : Well played.