- Pete Lattimer: [as "Leena of the Eagle People" flies away] How does she get off the ground with those things?
- Claudia Donovan: They're wings.
- Pete Lattimer: Yeah, the wings probably help.
- Claudia Donovan: Whoa. And you're a stripper.
- Pete Lattimer: What? No, I'm--I'm a gladiator. It's cool, right?
- Claudia Donovan: Yah. Nice skirt.
- Pete Lattimer: Nice ears.
- Claudia Donovan: Huh? Poi--pointy? I'm an elf? I said "Myself".
- Pete Lattimer: Well, you need to enunciate. Now run to your tree and get me some cookies.
- Pete Lattimer: [seeing Myka's warrior woman appearance in the game] You went with dominatrix, huh? Good choice.
- Myka Bering: Don't make me get my whip.
- Pete Lattimer: Come Along Toto.
- [Pete says to Claudia as they make their quest on the golden yellow - no brick - road to the castle]
- Myka Bering: Look, I think his anxiety comes from his ex-girlfriend.
- Douglas Fargo: Yea, whose doesn't.
- [Claudia stares at Fargo with whom she came close to having as serious relationship]